CFP
In this year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven
THE KIWICON CRUE
by permission and under the immediate patronage of
THE NEW ZEALAND HACKER COMMUNITY
kindly endowed by the baroque financial manoeuvrings of the
MT GOX BITCOIN EXCHANGE
for the purposes of bestowing upon the
INQUISITIVE ATTENDEE
the foremost developments within the field of
INFORMATION SECURITY
while palpably beholden to both
EMPIRICISM AND LULZ
do grandly and without prejudice present a
SPECTACULAR REVUE
on the eve of
WICKED AND INIQUITOUS REVOLUTION
within the majestic and generously proportioned halls of none other than
THE WELLINGTON OPERA HOUSE
the extraordinary extravaganza that is
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|____| \___| November 5-6, Wellington, NZ \_____/
featuring
LEARNED WORKS | CHARMING ANECDOTES | CRAFTED BEVERAGES
PONTIFICATION | DERRYNGE DO
COMPLAINTS REGARDING THE NATURE OF THESE MODERN AND DEGENERATE TIMES
over
TWO DAYS
and with sideshow attractions suitable for all ages
BEARDED MEN | FEARSOME LADIES | DEVIOUS INSTRUMENTS
and with the participation of such manifestly fine personages as
YOURSELF
for a
MOST REASONABLE SUM
approximating that of previous seminars, namely
SIXTY DOLLARS
notwithstanding the wherewithal of finer folk who may procure by
BLIND AUCTION
the stately comforts of a
BOX SEAT
from whence to assist both stage and stalls with understanding their
VALUABLE OPINION.
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To facilitate the arrangement of these proceedings, the Crue
most earnestly solicits in this
CALL FOR PAPERS
proposals from our esteemed constituency to address
TOPICS OF INTEREST
suggested but not limited to
- Annoying, Mildly Persistent, Slightly Threatening, Threats. (AMPSTT)
- Hacking Security Guys Wives Facebook Profiles Via Sophisticated Techniques
- Bitcoin and Other Digital Currencies
- Assassination Lotteries
- Common Criteria, EAL Certification, FIPS/TAA
- The Great Sony Network CTF Contest
- Pastebin Harvesting
- Mass Trolling
- Manipulation of Online Voting Systems
- Circumventing the 3-strikes Law
- Phlogiston
- Unlawful Interception
- SIGINT / COMINT / ELINT
- Computer Associates Secure Product Life-cycle Development Methodology
- The Mastery of Cyberspace (for the Security of New Zealand)
- SCADA
- Circumventing Data Diodes
- LOIC and Other Sophisticated Techniques for DOS'ing the NZ .govt
- Owling in a Secure Fashion
- Conversational Hypnosis
- Anything Prefixed with teh word Cyber
- Government Approved Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 Standard Build
and requests that these submissions be received by
cfp@kiwicon.org no later than
1 OCTOBER 2011 NZST
including but not limited to
- A Snappy Title
- Name / Nick
- A Brief Synopsis
- A Biography
- Your geographic origin
- Expected duration (5-90 minutes)
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Should this missive leave you unsatisfied, engage the services of
your
COMPUTER
and consider
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humbly
THE KIWICON CRUE, 2011AD
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