Free Tickets for Members of Parliament

Aug. 29, 2011 5 a.m.

The Kiwicon Crue is pleased as punch to announce our latest outreach program targeting specific disadvantaged communities; free entry to Kiwicon V for NZ Members of Parliament. That right! Just swipe your directory integrated parliamentary ISO14443 smartcard on the conveniently provided reader at the Kiwicon registration desk to gain free entry....

*hyuk hyuk hyuk*

... but no seriously. Email and we'll hook y'up. Come meet the real skynet; your digital constituents. Chances are that if someone hacks your email and leaks it to Nicky Hager, it'll be one of the jerks at Kiwicon, so may as well at least know who's face to pin on the voodoo doll.